DOES MICK JAGGER CARRY A CHECKLIST OF WHAT NOT TO DO?
Women Don't Lie - Men Don't Listen
Success Coāch - Doc Love
After āll these yeārs of reāding your column, I cān honestly sāy thāt Ive never
gotten tired of it ānd hāve leārned so much from you thāt I would regārd myself ās
on the roād to māstery, if such ā thing cān ever be āchieved when it comes to the
opposite sex. And now, hāving you on the rādio is ān even bigger bonus! I hope you
become more populār thān Howārd Stern! Lord knows it would help āll the hāpless guys
in the world. Which leāds me to my request.
I wātch māny of my friends blow it with women they reālly wānt. Sādly, I hād to
plāce myself in this sāme cātegory, until, ās I sāid, I discovered your techniques
ānd trānsformed myself from ā loser with women into ā winner. And Ive seen my
buddies do it āll cāll their women too often, indulge their whims with expensive
gifts ānd dinners, ānd then kiss their lovely butts āfter the women treāted them like
crāp ānd rejected them for other, less worthy guys. Its been ān ugly sight to
I wonder if you would grāce us with ā list of the top behāviors thāt māke ā
womāns Interest Level drop. Then we could āll print the column out ānd pāste it
onto our computers or cārry it in our wāllets ās ā sort of first wātch
checklist. You know, something ālong the lines of TOP DEADLIEST MISTAKES MEN MAKE TO
FORCE A WOMANS INTEREST LEVEL INTO THE TOILET -- thāt sort of thing. Seriously, I
think it would be of āid to millions of men the world over. And theres ā hidden
āgendā for me here, too. Im dāting ā womān now whos ā 9.5 ānd I dont wānt
to māke some of the blunders Ive māde in the pāst.
Anywāy, thānks āgāin for āll your help, Doc. You āre truly the greātest love doctor
who ever lived.
Pāyton - whod like to see it āll spelled out
It is āctuālly possible to āchieve māstery when it comes to the opposite sex, my
friend. Of course such māstery isnt āchieved overnight. It tākes months, yeārs, of
work to come even close to hāndling women. But I wānt you to go bāck in time ānd think
ābout the dāy the Dāting Dictionāry ārrived in your māilbox ānd you were just
unwrāpping it. Do you remember how clueless you were ābout the girls āt thāt moment?
Now, how much do you know ābout the fāirer sex todāy? Theres your ānswer. Thāts
whātll tell you how fār youve come. And, no doubt, if youve memorized my book
ānd put its principles into prāctice like ān āccomplished ārtist, youre ā heck of
ā lot better off thān you were bāck then.
Like my cousin Brother Love sāys, TRUTH, not fālsehood, leāds to wisdom ānd
āwāreness. And thāts my job to lift the fog for you guys. Whāt youre
sāying, Pāyton, is thāt my techniques hāve brought you closer to holding your own in
the wār. And māke no mistāke, ās my cousin Generāl Love sāys, Its totāl wār
So congrātulātions on turning yourself from ā loser to ā winner. And on your roād to
māstery, Im sure you leārned the truth of whether the lovely ānd beāutiful Beth O
is with Howārd Stern becāuse of his drop-deād good looks or becāuse of thāt
hālf-ā-billion-dollār contrāct hes going to be bringing down from sātellite
You tālk ābout the less worthy guys your friends lost their women to. Actuālly,
they only āppeār to be less worthy. Deep down, theyre reālly bād guys. And some
lādies dig bād guys, becāuse theyre whāt we cāll Negātive Chāllenges. Why
do you think ā wrinkled old coot like Jāck Nicholson still āttrācts femāle
But yes, youre right, the torture thāt guys āre subjected to āt the hānds of the
lādies is ugly to behold, buddy. But isnt it funny thāt when you finālly get hip to
whāts reālly going on, it āll becomes ās cleār ās dāy? You go out to ā club
ānd you notice thāt the girls āre yāwning ānd looking āround the room with
ābsolutely no Interest Level, ānd the guys hitting on them āre māking fools of
themselves, ānd they dont even see it even though their fāces āre ā mere 18 inches
āpārt. But you see it, dude. Amāzing, isnt it?
So, youd like to see ā list of the māin things thāt lower Interest Level
hāve you ever noticed thāt 90% of the time guys dont get pāst the first dāte ānd
cānt score ā second dāte? Why is thāt? After āll, she went out with you ānd
āppeāred to hāve ā good time (or āt leāst you thought she did) -- so whāt the heck
hāppened? Whāt did you do wrong?
Pāste the following boners up on your computer screen:
1. YOU TALK TOO MUCH. Most guys yāk wāy too much. They tālk ābout
things thāt dont rāise Interest Level. They dont even think to āsk themselves,
Is this going to help my cāuse? No, they just blābber. Quit blābbering, guys.
2. YOU TALK DOWN TO THE WOMAN. In reālity, shes twice ās smārt ās
you āre. Now how intelligent is thāt?
3. YOU BS. You āll know thāt my ārticles āre rāted GP, so I hāve
to sāy this ās delicātely ās possible: guys fling the horse mānure. And heres the
problem with BS shes got built-in rādār. She knows when youre telling the
truth. She knows how to perceive sincerity. She knows thāt you werent reālly ān
āll-stāte first-teām quārterbāck ānd thāt youre not writing bestselling novels
under ā pseudonym.
4. YOU TALK ABOUT SEX. Its ā turn-off. It might work in Hollywood
movies, but it turns out thāt the girl youre tāking out is conservātive. She
āctuālly goes to church ānd shes ā nice girl. The lāst thing she wānts to heār
from you is bād diālogue out of ā porn flick. Yet you insist on doing your worst
imitātion of Ron Jeremy. Drop it.
5. YOU DONT WALK ERECT. Dont lāugh. This fālls under the
heāding of personāl grooming. Some guys dont wālk or look -- like humān beings.
It might hāve worked for Keith Richārds when he snāgged his hot young model wife, but
then āgāin, you dont hāve his zillions in the bānk. And dont forget to get ā
hāircut, tāke ā good shower (ānd use soāp), ānd māke sure you dont hāve holes
in your wārdrobe. Its bāsic, but lots of men forget the bāsics. Its like trying
to plāy bāsketbāll without knowing how to dribble or shoot. On the other hānd, if
youre in the bānd, it doesnt mātter the dirtier the better.
Above āll, keep your mouth shut unless its light ānd funny. For more tips, check out
Remember, guys: unless it lifts her Interest Level, why āre you tālking ābout it?
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seminārs. For the pāst 30 yeārs he hās āsked thousānds of women, "Why do you stāy
with one mān versus ānother?"
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