DID THE GIRLS DIG HARRISON FORD WHEN HE WAS BROKE AND UNKNOWN?
Women Don't Lie - Men Don't Listen
Success Coàch - Doc Love
Hey Doc,
I’ve been reading your columns lately and I find that I like your no-nonsense approach
to women and dating and the fact that you never BS us guys with false hope about how to
handle the opposite sex. Please keep telling it like it is.
So I’m going to put it to you straight. I’ve noticed that the only guys who score the
really hot babes in this world are the Donald Trumps, the Hugh Hefners, and the Michael
Douglases. In other words, the guys so loaded with money they don’t even know what to do
with it all. It’s actually very discouraging when you stop and think about it. It’s
like the guy with no money has zilch chance of getting and keeping a “10.” And
what’s worse is that if you happen to find and succeed in dating a Beautiful Woman,
she’s history the minute some rich, overly successful or famous dude looks twice at her.
And I’m not exaggerating. It’s happened to me more than once.
So my question to you is this: what can a guy with no budget like myself offer a girl,
really? Does a guy’s financial portfolio play the biggest part in maintaining a
relationship? Let’s face it, Doc, when do you ever see a woman like Melania Trump with a
construction worker or a librarian?
I hate to think this way, Doc, but isn’t it true that all Beautiful Women are
Mercenaries? I don’t like to paint a completely pessimistic picture of what it’s like
out there, but that’s how I see it.
What are women really looking for in a guy? Most guys I know are attracted to the Angelina
Jolies and the Bo Dereks, but wouldn’t we be better off scaling down our expectations
and going for the Plain Janes when we don’t have big-time money? Or is there something
we can do to romance a beauty that doesn’t cost and arm and a leg and will keep her
Interest Level high?
I’m really curious to hear what you have to say about this, Doc.
Channing - who’s sick of coming in second to the fat cats
Hi Channing,
Let me tell you something. I’m the only love doctor out there who tells the truth when
it comes to women, and I’m the only love doctor out there who has all the right answers.
My job is to help men, not BS them. My job is to keep you in touch with REALITY. So you
can ALWAYS count on me to tell it like it is, and not like you want it to be, which is the
mind-set that sinks so many guys in their dating relationships. And thank you very much
for the compliment – I do appreciate it.
Let’s move on to your problem. You cite the examples of Trump, Hefner and Douglas, three
guys who have it made with any Beautiful Woman on the face of the earth. But of course,
that’s just the problem in your argument – they happen to be just three guys, and
that’s all. If there are 100 good-looking women out there for the taking, those three
guys get one each (except for Mister Rabbit Ears, who always gets more than his quota),
and there’s 97 left over for the rest of us. And as my cousin Rabbi Love likes to say,
“There are lots of nice girls in the world who want to live in an upper middle-class
home but who are NOT BUYABLE.” They’re simply not for sale.
So Channing, the premises you’re operating from are erroneous. What you’ve got in your
head are half-truths built on half-truths. And, like you told me up above, I always give
you guys the 100% unvarnished truth. Sure, lots of beauties are Mercenaries. But there are
tons of ugly women out there who are Mercenaries too.
And you’re also wrong about the Average Joe having zilch chance of holding onto a
hottie. If you happen to be the best carpenter in town, you can get yourself a “10”
– but you also have to be a Challenge and humorous. See, the real problem you had with
the babes who defected on you is that you didn’t own them. Don’t blame the rich and
famous dudes for stealing them away. Blame yourself for not going by “The System.” You
just happened to be dating Beautiful Women whose Interest Level was only 40% to 49%. Like
my cousin Sal “The Fish” Love says, “Paisan, the simple truth of the matter is that
they weren’t into you enough to stick around.”
So, what does a no-budget guy have to offer a girl? CHALLENGE and HUMOR, like I said
before. I can’t say it enough. Want to know everything I know about women in two words
(which is impossible by the way)? The two words that come closest are CHALLENGE and HUMOR.
Most rich boys don’t have Challenge, and that’s why they beg her to take the keys to
the Ferrari. Nice, self-reliant girls get bored with that no-Challenge tactic after a
while. And most guys aren’t funny. That’s where guys who have studied my techniques
come in.
But on the other hand, your financial portfolio does play some part in your relationships,
because she wants to know what you’ve been up to for the last twenty-eight and a half
years. Have you been going to school and learning something useful? Starting your own
business? Trying to be creative? Or have you been sitting on your butt whining and
watching TV and collecting unemployment compensation from when you got laid off from your
job on the Home Depot loading platform? Do you realize that we live in an economic society
and that it takes money – the more the better -- to get by? The point is this: why
should she take a step down? Like my cousin Fast Eddie Love says, “If she’s used to
Cadillacs or BMWs, why should she ride in a 10-year-old Chevy?”
So, you never see any of the Trump wives hanging around with a mechanic? Heck, I went to a
biker convention the other day and I saw a bunch of them! Man, you’re definitely too
fixated on the notion that all Beautiful Women are Mercenaries. And as I explained above,
you’re a little off base. (The actual number is only 49%!) You do paint a bleak picture
of what it’s like out there on the dating battlefield, but it’s a fallacy on top of a
fallacy. Bo Derek hasn’t remarried since her husband died, has she? Nobody’s sold her
yet, and she’s looking for love, right? As far as Angelina goes, she’s finally fessing
up that she’s seeing the stud.
Settling for the Plain Janes is erroneous reasoning on your part, one more half-truth.
Guys, you go for whoever likes you. And the best way to negotiate that is by virtue of
Challenge leavened with humor.
You want a suggestion for how to romance a Beautiful Woman and keep her Interest Level in
the eighties? Buy her a hot dog at the zoo. Or an ice cream cone at the park. Or some
popcorn at the movies.
Remember, guys: the more money you have, the handsomer you are.
To send me your love questions or to find out more àbout The "System," visit me
àt http://www.doclove.com or càll (800)
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Doc Love is à tàlk show host ànd entertàinment speàker who coàches men in his
seminàrs. For the pàst 30 yeàrs he hàs àsked thousànds of women, "Why do you stày
with one màn versus ànother?"
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