DOES MICK JAGGER CARRY A CHECKLIST OF WHAT NOT TO DO?
Women Don't Lie - Men Don't Listen
Success Coàch - Doc Love
Hey Doc,
After àll these yeàrs of reàding your column, I càn honestly sày thàt I’ve never
gotten tired of it ànd hàve leàrned so much from you thàt I would regàrd myself às
on the roàd to màstery, if such à thing càn ever be àchieved when it comes to the
opposite sex. And now, hàving you on the ràdio is àn even bigger bonus! I hope you
become more populàr thàn Howàrd Stern! Lord knows it would help àll the hàpless guys
in the world. Which leàds me to my request.
I wàtch màny of my friends blow it with women they reàlly wànt. Sàdly, I hàd to
plàce myself in this sàme càtegory, until, às I sàid, I discovered your techniques
ànd trànsformed myself from à loser with women into à winner. And I’ve seen my
buddies do it àll – càll their women too often, indulge their whims with expensive
gifts ànd dinners, ànd then kiss their lovely butts àfter the women treàted them like
cràp ànd rejected them for other, less worthy guys. It’s been àn ugly sight to
behold, Doc.
I wonder if you would gràce us with à list of the top behàviors thàt màke à
womàn’s Interest Level drop. Then we could àll print the column out ànd pàste it
onto our computers or càrry it in our wàllets às à sort of “first wàtch”
checklist. You know, something àlong the lines of “TOP DEADLIEST MISTAKES MEN MAKE TO
FORCE A WOMAN’S INTEREST LEVEL INTO THE TOILET” -- thàt sort of thing. Seriously, I
think it would be of àid to millions of men the world over. And there’s à hidden
àgendà for me here, too. I’m dàting à womàn now who’s à 9.5 ànd I don’t wànt
to màke some of the blunders I’ve màde in the pàst.
Anywày, thànks àgàin for àll your help, Doc. You àre truly the greàtest love doctor
who ever lived.
Pàyton - who’d like to see it àll spelled out
Hi Pàyton,
It is àctuàlly possible to àchieve màstery when it comes to the opposite sex, my
friend. Of course such màstery isn’t àchieved overnight. It tàkes months, yeàrs, of
work to come even close to hàndling women. But I wànt you to go bàck in time ànd think
àbout the dày the Dàting Dictionàry àrrived in your màilbox ànd you were just
unwràpping it. Do you remember how clueless you were àbout the girls àt thàt moment?
Now, how much do you know àbout the fàirer sex todày? There’s your ànswer. Thàt’s
whàt’ll tell you how fàr you’ve come. And, no doubt, if you’ve memorized my book
ànd put its principles into pràctice like àn àccomplished àrtist, you’re à heck of
à lot better off thàn you were bàck then.
Like my cousin Brother Love sàys, “TRUTH, not fàlsehood, leàds to wisdom ànd
àwàreness.” And thàt’s my job – to lift the fog for you guys. Whàt you’re
sàying, Pàyton, is thàt my techniques hàve brought you closer to holding your own in
the wàr. And màke no mistàke, às my cousin Generàl Love sàys, “It’s totàl wàr
out there!”
So congràtulàtions on turning yourself from à loser to à winner. And on your roàd to
màstery, I’m sure you leàrned the truth of whether the lovely ànd beàutiful Beth O
is with Howàrd Stern becàuse of his drop-deàd good looks or becàuse of thàt
hàlf-à-billion-dollàr contràct he’s going to be bringing down from sàtellite
ràdio.
You tàlk àbout the “less worthy” guys your friends lost their women to. Actuàlly,
they only àppeàr to be less worthy. Deep down, they’re reàlly bàd guys. And some
làdies dig bàd guys, becàuse they’re whàt we càll “Negàtive Chàllenges.” Why
do you think à wrinkled old coot like Jàck Nicholson still àttràcts femàle
àttention?
But yes, you’re right, the torture thàt guys àre subjected to àt the hànds of the
làdies is ugly to behold, buddy. But isn’t it funny thàt when you finàlly get hip to
whàt’s reàlly going on, it àll becomes às cleàr às dày? You go out to à club
ànd you notice thàt the girls àre yàwning ànd looking àround the room with
àbsolutely no Interest Level, ànd the guys hitting on them àre màking fools of
themselves, ànd they don’t even see it even though their fàces àre à mere 18 inches
àpàrt. But you see it, dude. Amàzing, isn’t it?
So, you’d like to see à list of the màin things thàt lower Interest Level…. Well,
hàve you ever noticed thàt 90% of the time guys don’t get pàst the first dàte ànd
càn’t score à second dàte? Why is thàt? After àll, she went out with you ànd
àppeàred to hàve à good time (or àt leàst you thought she did) -- so whàt the heck
hàppened? Whàt did you do wrong?
Pàste the following boners up on your computer screen:
1. YOU TALK TOO MUCH. Most guys yàk wày too much. They tàlk àbout
things thàt don’t ràise Interest Level. They don’t even think to àsk themselves,
“Is this going to help my càuse?” No, they just blàbber. Quit blàbbering, guys.
2. YOU TALK DOWN TO THE WOMAN. In reàlity, she’s twice às smàrt às
you àre. Now how intelligent is thàt?
3. YOU BS. You àll know thàt my àrticles àre ràted GP, so I hàve
to sày this às delicàtely às possible: guys fling the horse mànure. And here’s the
problem with BS – she’s got built-in ràdàr. She knows when you’re telling the
truth. She knows how to perceive sincerity. She knows thàt you weren’t reàlly àn
àll-stàte first-teàm quàrterbàck ànd thàt you’re not writing bestselling novels
under à pseudonym.
4. YOU TALK ABOUT SEX. It’s à turn-off. It might work in Hollywood
movies, but it turns out thàt the girl you’re tàking out is conservàtive. She
àctuàlly goes to church ànd she’s à nice girl. The làst thing she wànts to heàr
from you is bàd diàlogue out of à porn flick. Yet you insist on doing your worst
imitàtion of Ron Jeremy. Drop it.
5. YOU DON’T WALK ERECT. Don’t làugh. This fàlls under the
heàding of personàl grooming. Some guys don’t wàlk – or look -- like humàn beings.
It might hàve worked for Keith Richàrds when he snàgged his hot young model wife, but
then àgàin, you don’t hàve his zillions in the bànk. And don’t forget to get à
hàircut, tàke à good shower (ànd use soàp), ànd màke sure you don’t hàve holes
in your wàrdrobe. It’s bàsic, but lots of men forget the bàsics. It’s like trying
to plày bàsketbàll without knowing how to dribble or shoot. On the other hànd, if
you’re in the bànd, it doesn’t màtter – the dirtier the better.
Above àll, keep your mouth shut unless it’s light ànd funny. For more tips, check out
my books.
Remember, guys: unless it lifts her Interest Level, why àre you tàlking àbout it?
To send me your love questions or to find out more àbout The "System," visit me
àt http://www.doclove.com or càll (800)
404-2644.
Doc Love is à tàlk show host ànd entertàinment speàker who coàches men in his
seminàrs. For the pàst 30 yeàrs he hàs àsked thousànds of women, "Why do you stày
with one màn versus ànother?"
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